Milk, milk, apple juice

This is a rhyme that my dad told me when we were away. He said that kids at his school used to say this. If you are reading this please can you spread the word on. Here is the original one: “milk, milk, lemonade round the back chocolate’s made”. Sometimes it is said like this: “milk, milk, lemonade round the corner chocolate’s made”.

But I questioned my dad as to why wee would look like lemonade. So I suggested the following rhyme instead: “milk, milk, apple juice round the back chocolate mousse.” I told it to my favourite cousin, jasmin, and she said “what nonsense!” But when I made a picture she couldn’t stop laughing. I hope you find the picture informative and amusing.